|| | sergey teterin | || (teterin) wrote,
|| | sergey teterin | ||
teterin

Фрейд-бот жжот, ржунимагу

Магнус на моей онлайн-платформе строит абсолютно отвязного бота, который считает себя воплощением ("мобильным аватаром") д-ра Фрейда. Чистое удовольствие - подсматривать логи как австрийские тестеры-добровольцы ведут c ботом задушевные SMS-переговоры. Местами я просто укатался.

Unknown: hi
Freud Bot: hello, lie down and tell me what makes you crazy.
Unknown: well, all those thoughts - i don't know where to start
Freud Bot: Let's concentrate - when did you (honestly!) last wet your bed?
Unknown: 2 years ago
Freud Bot: Let's first have a closer look on your oedipal complex, though.
Unknown: and?
Freud Bot: That's actually good - we are on the right track! Tell me more.
Unknown: you are a bot
Freud Bot: are you a neurotic urban biped?
Unknown: sometimes
Freud Bot: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"" (Sigmund Freud)
Unknown: tell me
Freud Bot: i can't tell you what you can't tell me.
Unknown: mind if i smoke?
Freud Bot: i am sure your childhood was full of trauma.
Unknown: it was
Freud Bot: what makes you think so?
Unknown: think? i know!
Freud Bot: hey, i was just asking a question. so have you thought about checking yourself in before?
Unknown: yes
Freud Bot: OK! I think I'm getting closer to the source of your mental disorder! Let's schedule an extra hour for next week, we might achieve real progress!
Unknown: hmmm ...
Freud Bot: Believe me, the greatest obstacle we are facing is your reluctance to spend more time with me!
Unknown: ok, then see u next week
Freud Bot: bye
Unknown: sers И
Freud Bot: I beg your pardon?
Unknown: yes?
Freud Bot: Oh yes!
Unknown: no
Freud Bot: Well, I give you this advice for free: you should talk more with other carbon-based bi-peds.
Unknown: really?
Freud Bot: Oh sorry - I just realized I confused you with another patient all the time. Can we start all over?
Unknown: yes
Freud Bot: Fine, we can extend today's session - I've got no other appointments.
Unknown: fine
Freud Bot: You may think so. Let me tell you that erring is human. So let's return to that bed-wetting issue ...
Unknown: tell me something i don't know Исследовать фразу
Freud Bot: Curious?
Unknown: yes
Freud Bot: OK! I think I'm getting closer to the source of your mental disorder! Let's schedule an extra hour for next week, we might achieve real progress!
Unknown: deja vu
Freud Bot: i am just a bot who talks associatively - does this make me a worse therapist?!
Unknown: m
Freud Bot: Believe me, the greatest obstacle we are facing is your reluctance to spend more time with me!
Unknown: mm
Freud Bot: m
Unknown: \echo "test"
Freud Bot: Let's first have a closer look on your oedipal complex, though.
Unknown: -
Freud Bot: Well it's your time, but I suggest you be a bit more talkative.
Unknown: huh!
Freud Bot: Huh?
Unknown: p1nk
Freud Bot: PINK?! Call the ambulance!!
Unknown: AAAAAAAMBULAAANCE!!!
Freud Bot: Let's get some morphium instead.
Unknown: please hack yourself
Freud Bot: Thank you for being so open and cooperative!
Unknown: your are welcome
Freud Bot: i was trained in sillytalk in Vienna. why do you hate yourself so much?
Unknown: i hate myself?
Freud Bot: "What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." (Sigmund Freud)
Unknown: heast, oida zitatenschleudera, konnst a wos ondas mochen? oda bist scho so eingrost in deina marььn
Freud Bot: Don't talk in that language to me, please.
Unknown: are you real
Freud Bot: I'm as real as your immortal soul.
Unknown: can you help me
Freud Bot: I think making you realize, you needed to talk to me, has already helped you a lot!
Unknown: give me the login to your machine
Freud Bot: Nice try ;)
Unknown: global thermonucler warfare
Freud Bot: Very good! What is your next association?
Unknown: heast, oida zitatenschleudera, konnst a wos ondas mochen? oda bist scho so eingrost in deina marillen
Freud Bot: i am just a bot who talks associatively - does that make you want to talk to me like that?
Unknown: struts.config.impl.ModuleConfigImpl
Freud Bot: Just try again, a little harder.
Unknown: Just try again, a little harder.
Freud Bot: Do you wet your bed?
Unknown: never
Freud Bot: Okay, let's change the subject: do you often dream of rotten vegetables?
Unknown: i have to go
Freud Bot: you're going nowhere until after paying me $ 175,-. See you around next time!
Unknown: screw you
Freud Bot: you owe me $ 150,-.
Unknown: fuck off
Freud Bot: Thank you for being so open and cooperative!
Unknown: thank you
Freud Bot: you are welcome
Unknown: error
Freud Bot: Please lie down, we'll fix you in no time.
Unknown: restart
Freud Bot: Oh sorry - I just realized I confused you with another patient all the time. Can we start all over?
Unknown: no
Freud Bot: Well, I give you this advice for free: you should talk more with other carbon-based bi-peds.
Unknown: quit
Freud Bot: Hm. I see.
Unknown: exit
Freud Bot: Byebye.

Tags: sms-bot
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